The News According to Seema

• Green & Barrymore file for divorce - have they even finished the thank you notes for their wedding gifts??
  
• Centerfold and "Fear Factor" - Note to producers: your show is deeply, deeply disturbing. Centerfolds won't help.
  
• Naked Newscasters - And here, NBC's attempt to boost ratings was to make Brokaw stand for the entire 30 minutes. I bet B&B would love Bulgaria's demographic.