Liz Barr rocks.

Smallburn cackled as she opened the Yellow Pages.

"I love the phonebook," she said, "I'd read it any day. Got my favourite editions, of course. You can't go past a phonebook by Seema, that's what I always say. I just love the way the Organisation isn't included." She turned to Organisations, Covert and turned the book around so that Clark could have a look.

It's been days since I first read the latest weird in-joke/poolboy/Real Person fic and I'm still laughing. Go see Liz to get your autographed copy.