Curiosity Killed the Cat

Okay, so I'm going around the blogs and all around, there are cryptic references to spats and wars and random, vague insults going back and forth. Kids, I've been curious since I learned to speak (my first word apparently was "Happen?"). This is no fun - my own blog and list life is tame and generally non-contentious, so I feel left out of all of these random keruffles that keep popping up. I need information! Facts! Details! Names! URLs! Don't keep a girl in suspense!