You are Fiction Alley. You're probably the best fanfic archive, but your commitment to pleasing the ignoriant majority often works against you. You probably run the fandom, but you?re too PC to ever admit it. Our advice: embrace the power of the Ring, slap on the jackboots, and crush the fandom under your heel like you know you want to. You have nothing to lose but your souls.

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