You know you're in Redneck country when:
- You pull into a gas station behind a hulking white Ford F350
- With three guys in muscle-Ts sitting in the truck bed
- And then two guys come out carrying -- between them -- three cases of beer
- And then all five guys sit in the back of the truck
- Pop a can of beer open right there and then
- And then two more guys -- also in muscle-Ts -- come out, with two bags of ice
How this scenario ends, I do not know, as I could see the dark clouds gathering in my rearview mirror and the sunshine ahead, and I sure as heck didn't want to be on the road with a massive truck carrying at least seven guys and enough beer to satiate a frat party.
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