Gacked from Liz
A census, because the Inimitable Miss Barr did it and I'm always striving to be More Like Liz (though I lack sufficient ancient Roman/Greek history knowledge, I do own 3 copies of the Aeneid - you can never have too much Aeneas and Dido - and agree that it could be rewritten as bad TOS fic). Plus, lots of stats tell me you've been here but ::sniff:: I don't know who you are!
So pull up a chair, have some coffee and tell me:
1. Who are you?
2. Why are you here?
3. Is the Mod Squad a part of the fanfic mafia or just a myth?
4. Who should I be when I grow up?
That's all. Comments right below. Come, play, it'll be fun.