Wedding bells

I'm always pleasantly surprised by people's consideration for other's people's time, so I'm extremely grateful to the Chortler for coming up with a J. Lo Wedding Tracker. You no longer have to depend on moi for J. Lo updates -- go there and the Chortler will tell you exactly who she's married to at any given moment in time. For instance, the time now is 10:17A.M. and Jennifer Lopez is currently married to LARRY KING. So now you know.