Today, when I was waiting in line at Taco Bell to pick up lunch, I was standing behind a woman who ordered, get this, $68 worth of food. Yes, at TACO BELL*. Granted, it's one of those hybrid fast food restaurants -- Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC, all rolled in one -- but who on earth spends $68 at a FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
* And because I'm such a geek, I did the calculations. $68 translates into roughly 86 bean burritos.