If I was a cyborg, my name would be: S.E.E.M.A.: Synthetic Electronic Exploration and Mathematics Android. That's according to Brunching Shuttlecocks which is an incredibly fun site. This site also provided me with the title of the upcoming "Star Wars" movie: Star Wars Episode III: Invasion of the Obi-Wan. And then of course, there was this particular reality. But then.... I found this article which is a lot more thorough than my take on the subject (see the May 26, 2001) entry.
And now, my dear readers, I have wasted enough time and will now proceed to go eat chocolate. Yum!