From the mouths o' babes

I was talking to the four-year old on the phone the other night and she said she was having dinner. So I asked what was for dinner and could I join her? Her response was, "Come fast and don't get lost in another state."

I'm still ROTFL.

Some linkage:

Afterlife Telegrams falls under the "Say what?" category. I'm still mulling over their fee for 'delivery attempts.'

In case you didn't know, You have a very bad hotel.